rushed the largest street in Richmond along with the rest of VCU after Obama won and on the way back, we passed this random guy in the ally of my apartment and I screamed “godDAMN, you tryna fuck cause my president is black and my birth control is legal waddup tho!!” and then “just kidding i have a boyfriend oh my GOD” when he actually heard me and turned around
my roommate and I are locking our friends out of our room until we finish and summit our portfolios. real shit.
THIS BITCH IS SITTING IN A LECTURE ON THE PHONE