Remember that time my best friend was the neighborhood gay.

But more importantly remember that time my best friend had a perfect coming out. Happy gay day, baby. I love you more than anything and I’m so proud of you.

Also, proud of you for choosing better words to come out with than “pussy, pussy, pussy i like pussy in my mouth” which was your original plan. Go get dat ass and congrats on all of the yssup you’re getting this weekend. Just reference your book in case you forget how to be a lesbian.

Poligay, I cannot wait to see/kiss/tackle you in REAL LIFE WHEN I SEE YOU SUNDAY