Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’. plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
omg my mom just saw my birth control pills and said “you can’t miss any. i’m serious. miss one pill, and you’re pregnant.” watching my mom adjust to me not being 4 years old anymore has been a real treat
vultureculturemess: americanfrontier: a fun game to play while in richmond: fireworks or gunshot? haha. every time I’m in my apartment.
bonniemorg asked: what department did you get into at le vcu??
bonniemorg replied to your photo: I literally haven’t done anything productive all… i like dis I lyk u
NO MOM I DON’T WANT TO GO TO MY NIECES VOLLEYBALL GAME, I DON’T WANT TO BE IN A GYM WITH MY FAMILY WHEN I COULD BE IN BED WITH MY COMPUTER SHES SEVEN AND DOESNT DO ANYTHING ANYWAY GODDAMN
just told my mom that I’m not a virgin yolo
I can't believe I have to post something like this...
everydayisfryday: sometimes I get overwhelmed with feminist feels about self respect Read More hahahhahaha yesss rachel
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
ftmark: jack-sparrow: oh right. the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco’s poison. that poison?
buttcamp: have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
you know what ad campaign can go fuck itself?
assholedisney: because guess what? i like cotton a lot too but no one wants to hear me sing about how it touches me and how it feels like goddamn i want to wear it, not seduce it
me: omg im going to get all skinny and toned for summer and then i can wear crop tops and short shorts and ill have that perfect gap between my thighs and it will be perfect
me: is that cake
Every time I finish a book,
booknerdconfessions: I feel like I’ve lost a part of me and just sit there feeling empty
nothing like waking up to a screaming baby to remind me why I take birth control pills everyday
Things parents forget to tell their children: →
Bodies are hairy. No matter the gender, your face will have hair and that is more than okay. Your butthole is going to have some hair too. And maybe your nipples. And your tummy. And where ever else. Stretch marks. Those are a thing. Everyone gets ‘em. If you don’t, you probably don’t have skin. Vaginas smell. Every vagina has a scent. Don’t worry about it! (Unless something seems wrong, then...