dietmtndew-whodrinksthatstuff replied to your photoset: my face is chubby and my hair is shaggy and I feel… there are boobs behind your head. boobs are my favorite thing in the entire world. also that was my final for space you know that you were in my class duh.
Anonymous asked: How much do you drink liek woah.
I’m way too tired for 9:30.
Anonymous asked: do you still talk to your ex?
so turns out my dorm room key also opens the toilet paper holder in the girls bathrooms in commons. Jordan and I just stole a scary amount of toilet paper.
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
motoroladroid: dont get close to me i will hurt your feelings and be a bitch and ruin everything but please get close to me or i’ll cry
Anonymous asked: what did you do today?
I’m going to drink natty light out of a straw with you in your bed all day...– phone call from Jordan, because we can’t handle being apart for more than like 3 hours
is it bad that i’m more than satisfied with the “C” I got on my forensics midterm? probably. but considering the day I had prior to the exam and also the fact that that class is ridiculous, I’m going to be okay with it and just be happy I’m alive/ not failing college yet.
erin just bought me a bbq chicken pizza from assantes. and then stayed in and ate it with me when i said I didn’t want to go out tonight. love. this. girl.
perpetualboner: my hobbies include finding new ways to commit social suicide
LESBIANS ARE LESBIANS BECAUSE OF PENIS ENVY. ohmyfuck. this is our world. we live here.
oh my god the parents interviews in For The Bible Tells Me So are about to make me cry
Molly: I want them to be my new black best friends
Me: goddamn molly you are so polite racist it's insane
Molly: what! I love black people!
Me: OH MY GOD SHIT WHITE GIRLS SAY
drinking beer in my bed /underwear alone at 3 pm while watching Auschwitz documentaries this is how adults handle their problems right
stop linking pintrest/twitter to facebook I give no fucks
my roommate has been napping for like 4 hours and it’s pissing me off because I got like 3 hours of sleep last night because I had to get up for my alcoholism class and now i’m in bed and can’t sleep. and I’m just sitting in bed in my underwear watching aaahh! real monsters and I hate the world.
ljonesy21 asked: Yo sleepover sounds awesome
ljonesy21 asked: I hate when people think that just because two people break up, one of them is automatically an asshole, no one ever believes the possibility of bad timing and shit and that people can still be friends. By the way, if you want to have a chill night at all this weekend, I would be so down :)
Anonymous asked: your ex is really hot, but he looks like an asshole
rob bought me booze because “it makes everything better” rob hung out with me all day and even went to student health with me while I got a piss test rob made me a hemp bracelet got $$ and a t-shirt for filling out a survey ate tacos with rob hannah took pictures of me apartment hunting with ashleigh and I’m getting dinner with some hot chick and then D R I N K I N G...
Anonymous asked: why did you guys break up?
just looked at my missed calls from last night. maddie called me like 33 times. damn poligay, you aren’t fucking around. I think I either have the best or the most annoying best friend in the entire world.
Anonymous asked: i hate your asshole ex boyfriend
Anonymous asked: hey beautiful
Anonymous asked: your ex doesn't know how lucky he was