March 2012
2 tags
I like these questions. not sure why people care about my shit. but whatever. it’s fun :)
Anonymous asked: what was your first kiss like?
Anonymous asked: OMG you look like a good girl though haha. what did you do to get in trouble with the police all those times?
Anonymous asked: Did you ever get in trouble with the police?
1 tag
when people at VCU wear their “spit for science” shirts around campus as if it were a real piece of clothing that is acceptable for public situations
“I feel about Photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling...”
– tina fey
imaginaryscholar asked: Tell me about the good things in your life, o my deer love.
ifyoucarryonthisway:
the box said it would be a honey-mist auburn
honey, you missed auburn big time
“… what is your life coming to?”
– my roommate after walking in on me waking up from a 2 hour nap and then resuming eating girl scout cookies
Anonymous asked: do you not love anyone at college
Anonymous asked: name 10 people you love
3 tags
THIS BITCH IS SITTING IN A LECTURE ON THE PHONE
February 2012
laying in bed, listening to the thunderstorm.
there’s nothing shittier than having something good happen in your life and then realizing you have like zero close friends who care about you enough to stop talking about their own lives to hear it
Damn
Me: I just farted
Kim: get the spray
Kim: i just farted too.
Me: get the spray.
Landri: What the fuck. It smells like ass flowers.
2 tags
you make me smile after wanting to cry all day
1 tag
do we feel like “I had a long hard day of missing my friends and hating everyone” is a good enough excuse to skip my 3 hour lecture? because………………………………….
there’s so many people who think they are special because they are sad and lonely and they think their life is hard, but everyone has to deal with their own shit. so, smile and deal with yours.
2 tags
remember that time I was really hungover when I went to my judicial review meeting with VCU about my arrest?
whoops
last night
tacos/people creeping with Janique and Laura
get bitched out by miky
proceed to pick fights with other friends
get pissed off and go to bed at eleven
get woken up an hour later by four people laying on top of me and screaming my name
wake up and be pissed in the living room
get drunk and watch human centipede
sleep on the floor in a nest of blankets with ashleigh and jordan
even when I...
Anonymous asked: sup babe
back from studio, power napping and then getting dinner with laura and janique
2 tags
on an art high
so excited about the next few weeks/projects
Richmond is named the most hipster city in America →
“I googled ‘I’m a princess, don’t fuck with me’”
– late night gems from miky, we’re doing productive things at 3 am
sleepingtigers:
so when is snoop dogg going to enter adulthood jw
allycattt:
My roommate is playing John Mayer on the guitar right now.. Um.. when she’s a lesbian she’s going to get all the girls. K.
ahem
also, make her play t swift. OMG AND PAPER PLANES ALL OF THE PAPER PLANES
“and i have sex when I dont love people whatever”
– miky
1 tag
that time I played children’s story by slick rick while I was driving and my dad yelled the fresh prince of bel air theme song over it
1 tag
I just put in this giant trashy belly button ring and it stabs me every time i bend over do you feel bad for me?
