February 2012
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I literally think my phone wastes more battery by telling me I have low battery than me actually using my phone
January 2012
I miss feeling like you care about me. there’s something empty in the way you talk to me.
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“stop telling mom my girlfriend is 17”
– my brother
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shittiest day
vommed like every 20 minutes during a 3 hour studio class, after being in another class for 2 hours
secret took 10 minute naps in an empty class room twice
wore really distinct shoes so when I was spending my life in the afo bathroom everyone was like “lol hey landri”
I think i’m allergic to the chicken pox meds
came home and went to bed at 6 pm and slept...
“Art is like masturbation. It is selfish and introverted and done for you and you...”
– Colin Wright (via mizukilove)
christinaaguilerasboobs:
Vagina ‘clock shadow.
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when my brother updates his status at 4 am
damn why aren’t we together?
and smoking in the attic?
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maddie: ... wait you have chicken pox?
me: yeah
maddie: HAHAH ARE YOU FOUR?
me: fuck you, it's a reactivation of the virus
maddie: ohhhhhh, my bad. are you five?
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awkwardly getting hit on people still in high school
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dear mom and dad,
yesterday I spent $30 on pills for this weird disease I got, $40 on a forensics textbook, $50 on required art supplies, and $25 on groceries. also, I owe VCU like $8,000, the dentist like $2,000 and my regular doctor $300. do you guys want to take care of that or………..
no? okay.
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michela just popped a zit for me without me asking.
um
we’re on a weird level i’m not sure is healthy
operator: 911 what is your emergency
me: i found my old art
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tonight, I got three phone calls from my friends at home and oh my fucking god I miss those idiots
imaginaryscholar:
vectoring vectoring vectoring and not working on my concentration lol
we’re like twins, I literally dreamed in vectors last night
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dad: why did you tape your beer cans together?
me: because it's a wizard staff
dad: what the hell does that mean?
me: it's when you tape all of the beers you drink on top of each other and the person with the tallest staff at the end of the night wins
dad: oh... that's really weird. my friends and i didn't talk about wizards, we drank and went to parties....
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it’s okay, I could just go blind if the shingles goes in my eyes
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OH MY FUCK DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE ON CHICKEN POX MEDS IT WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT
brb let me just wake up in the middle of the night and vom real quick while I shake uncontrollably, have a swollen eye, and have an asthma attack simultaneously
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good thing miky has already had chicken pox so that she can sleep/ cuddle with me
cause there is nothing sadder than being itchy AND alone
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Anonymous asked: you're not a virgin
“DON’T COME NEAR ME, I HAVE CHICKEN POX, HAVE YOU HAD CHICKEN POX? CAUSE I...”
– me, drunkly yelling at strangers
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stay home because i’m sick
everyone pregames at our apartment
end up taking lots of “get better” shots
now i’m drunk
and trying to finish my time studio project
goddamn
molly: come out with us
me: i'm sick
molly: come out with us
me: no
molly: come out with us
me: molly, i have chicken pox
molly: come out with us
me: I HAVE CHICKEN POX
molly: COME OUT WITH US, YOU'RE BEING A BITCH
me:
molly:
me:
molly: I think we just had our first fight
Anonymous asked: Do you have a vaginal piercing? When was your first time?
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no but like I wish you could understand how painful this itch is
/ my roommate looked up long term affects of this shit and it’s okay, I could just go blind, deaf and have nerve damage
lol fuck
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so for one of my art classes, I had to create a inspiration blog. I went through my tumblr, looking for art I had reblogged to put on the new blog and I was like reading all of the old shit I posted and I’m really pretty confused about why I had followers/friends/ why didn’t everyone hate me. I went all the way back to when I started my blog sophomore year and apparently I like...
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“oh! you have a piercing… that’s cool”
– things I don’t want you to say during sex
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that awkward moment when your doctor’s like “tell your mom to send you a care package to make you feel better because you’re going to be feeling bad for a while” and then I tell my mom i’m sick and she’s like “isn’t that an old people disease? why are you so stressed? calm down, Landri. let me just freak out and make everything worse real...
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oh my god I forgot how annoying applying for college is
imaginaryscholar asked: aw :( I feel yah. If you were closer/ I could drive my sorry ass places, I'd make you delicious things and bring all my Friends DVDs and try not to catch your weird college rash while I make you feel better and do all of your 4398573485 self portraits for you too.
