today i spat into a test tube at university and got paid $20 bucks, i love college
IT’S LIKE I’M IN THAT MOVIE LIMITLESS
We'll finally see Destiny's child.
or i can have nightmares forever, that’s cool too, i’m almost 19, whatever
just stopped raining JUST IN TIME FOR ME TO GO TO BED
“virginia may have been named after a virgin but that is no longer the case because it keeps getting fucked by nature” so proud to have dated him. <333
imaginaryscholar asked: yah, my dog doesn't care, but my cat seems to like me more. She still doesn't talk to me, though. And I haven't seen those ones but that's real dumb. Especially considering how many people actually do it. It's like why bother anymore. But wutevs SXE LYFE
imaginaryscholar asked: Bahaha that commercial where the dog is disappointed in "Lindsey" used to freak me out when I was like 12 because I was convinced if I started smoking my dog would be disappointed in me too. Lol childhood.
like i literally don’t even understand how it can even rain this much, how are we not out of water yet, wtf is this i have shit to do irene, fuck off
pjxel: if ur ever mugged by someone just scream ‘sWIPER NO SWIPING’ at them and by the rules of crime they have to stop
i’m so hungry and by myself cause I don’t have night classes and the dinning hall is so far away and it’s raining and uhhhhhhhg
SHE SAID LOOK MA NO HANDS
GUYS I GO TO COLLEGE IN VIRGINIA, WTF
what the hell, earthquake freaking me the fuck out, second day of college, what’s up
omg wtf i’m in college, i live here, so fuk’n weird