brb pealing skin off my belly button ring oh is that gross?
i’m just going to curl up and sleep until my 2:15 studio class now
terrible mood, cured by: regina spektor and miky and pretzel m&ms and my movie blanket and not giving a shit and ripping a hole in my wall in my dorm whoops
i ate enough pretzel m&m’s to hate myself for the rest of my life/ throw up everything i’ve ever eatten aaaaaaaaand i still don’t feel better
me: i'm being rosie the riveter
my brother: ..... slutty rosie the riveter?
bitching on the phone with my brother about how dumb the whores are at halloween this year we’re bonding over our hate for sluts. like it’s cold outside, you bitch.
all she ever want me to do is unhook her bra
d8 nite with my girl, we cuddlinggggg lol’n at the whores slutting up in the freezing bitch, do you not see that its 40 degrees and raining?
There’s no such thing as bisexual. That’s just something invented in the 90s so...– Liz Lemon (via illude)
nap in underwear in dorm maintenance pounds on door awkwardly struggle to clothe myself answer the door looking like i was in the middle of sex “are you alone…” umyes just turn on my heat and leave please
if you're still wearing flip flops around campus...
haven’t talked to my mom in like a week so i call her and i’m like “hey” and she’s like “um, i’m watching the andy griffith show” and i was like “well i have plans tonight, i’m going out I can’t talk later” and she’s like “oh, okay, bye!” oh. that’s cool too not like she owns every episode on dvd or...
fuck you, your life is like a taylor swift song and it’s so cute and i...– my roommate
just woke up coffee lunch with arielle drawing studio movie with rob for F.I dinner michela sleeping over my weekend started last night
i don’t have a problem, only happy people get daydrunk right? no? oh
ughghghghg skipped my drawing studio on account of i’m miserable i’ve been in bed with a pizza/ grey’s anatomy/ my pillow pet for like 5 hours / i just caught my belly button ring on my laptop wtf how does that even happen
this day is shit, my day is shit