February 2012
310 posts
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miky while driving: *stops the car near a couple hardcore making out*
me: michela, what the fuck?
miky: *stairs at couple obviously*
me: MIKY
miky: oh... I thought he was raping her
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ugh I just have to get through a 3 hour crit first
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“I love you more than you feel sad”
– zac messick
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today I pulled out a tube of mini m&m’s out of my bookbag and a homeless man RAN over to me yelling “PILLS? ARE THOSE PAIN PILLS”
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let’s talk about how because of that damn time studio project I have like 9 files of recordings of babies crying/ young girls laughing lolwtf
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mom: what were you drinking?
me: pbr
mom: HAHA wow miss high class, that's gross as hell
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me: and then the cop asked me my name
mom: what the hell, Landri, why didn't you give them a fake?
me: um........
hiddenairports replied to your post: I think I passed my forensics exam (wtf how) I’m…
Dude I just told my parents about how I got arrested. I understand. the. pain.
I already told my dad who was cool as hell and I called my brother after it happened and he was like “mom’s going to kill you” so. that’s a treat. I’m still working up to courage to tell her....
I think I passed my forensics exam (wtf how)
I’m about to call my mom and tell het about the charge I got last weekend
omgomgomgomg
let me just remember how to breathe first
maddie short
I forgot to tell you that i went to rite aid to turn in a job application/ pick up pictures and I bought a bunch of buy 1 get 1 free candy like we used to do at lunch <3 and I used our joint card cause we’re married.
also, I’m excited about the court date road trip.
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maddie short
I have to come back to Richmond and go to court again after I finish community service and it’ll be in the summer. road trip with me?
it’ll be like that time you wanted to drive here after the wayne/ minaj concert
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THAT TIME I MADE GARLIC BREAD>
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miky texting me
miky: did you fail?
me: my test is tonight
miky: oh
me: thanks for the support though bitch
miky: that's what friends are for
“make art as if your parents were dead”
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SOMEONE BRING ME FOOD GODDAMN
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loljk madz i have a better one that has my new bb ring in it too
shortm replied to your post: cannot get out of bed it’s almost noon and I have…
Remember when I understood?
you always do <3 that’s why we’re best friends duh
cannot get out of bed
it’s almost noon and I have so much shit to do but I love my bed so much
ugh god my life is so hard and no one understands~
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remember that time 3 of my friends got in a fight in my bathroom and one of them kicked a hole in the bathroom wall?
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miky: why aren't you hanging out with us?
me: because all you do is talk about boys and your boy problems and I don't give a shit
miky: HAHAH
Landra
shortm:
Only the never go away ones.
if I had to turn down sex with nicki minaj because she had an STD, I mean, that’s not even a life I want to live anyway
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maddie short
wants all of the STDs
shortm:
What it do baby boo?
YEAH LIL MAMA YOU LOOKING GOOD, I SEE YOU WANNA PLAY WITH A PLAYER FROM THE HOOD
